Terribly Inappropriate

Seen in KFC. I think - I think - what they meant was 'please make sure the glass door doesn't hit an unsuspecting urinator on the back when you go through it'.

I bloody hope so, at least.

God forgive me, though, the best bit about this is that this palpably inappropriate sign was on display in a town called Cox's Bazar.

Yours might be, mate, but I'll thank you to contain your curiosity about mine...